the chartered pilot and fishermen left a cooler and bait in the plane.
And a bear smelt it.
This is what he did to the plane.
The pilot used his radio and had another pilot bring him
2 new tires,3 cases of duct tape,and a supply of sheet plastic.
He patched the plane together, and FLEW IT HOME!
Tiger Wood's Wife, Elin Nordegren
NO WONDER HE HAD TO GO ELSE WHERE ........NOT!!!!!..............
Yes!!!!its a Sperm bank in China !!!
Beats the blood
bank any day!!!
I'LL BET THEY
NEVER HAVE TO ASK FOR VOLUNTEERS ON THE RADIO
Australian Lawyer's Advice - Worth reading
This is really good and valuable stuff to pass on, particularly the phone
numbers at the bottom.
LAWYER'S ADVICE (NSW) - NO CHARGE (for a change)
A corporate LAWYER sent the following out to the employees in his company:
1. Next time you order cheques, have only your initials (instead of your
first name) and surname put on them. If someone takes your cheque book,
they will not know if you sign your cheques with just your initials or
your first name, but your bank will know how you sign your cheques.
2. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put "PHOTO ID
REQUIRED".
3. When you are writing cheques to pay on your credit card accounts, DO
NOT put the complete account number on the "For" line. Instead, just put
the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the
number, and anyone who might be handling your cheque as it passes through
all the cheque processing channels won't have access to it.
4. Place your work phone number on your cheques instead of your home
phone. If you have a PO Box, use that instead of your home address. If you
do not have a PO Box, use your work address. Never have your Centrelink
Number printed on your cheques. You can add it if it is necessary, but if
you have it printed, anyone can get it.
5. Run the contents of your wallet through a photocopy machine. Do both
sides of each licence, credit card, etc. You will know what you had in
your wallet and all of the account numbers and phone numbers to call and
cancel. Keep the photocopy in a safe place (not your wallet). I also carry
a photocopy of my passport when travelling either here or abroad. We've
all heard horror stories about fraud that's committed on us in stealing a
name, address, Social Security number, credit cards.
Unfortunately I, an attorney, have first-hand knowledge because my wallet
was stolen last month. Within a week, the thieves ordered an expensive
monthly mobile phone package, applied for a VISA credit card, had a credit
line approved to buy a Dell computer, received a PIN number from DMV to
change my driving record information on-line, and more.
But here's some critical information to limit the damage in case this
happens to you or someone you know:
1. We have been told we should cancel our credit cards immediately, but
the key is having the toll free numbers and your card numbers handy so you
know whom to call. Keep those where you can find them.
2. File a police report immediately in the jurisdiction where your credit
cards, etc., were stolen. This proves to credit providers you were
diligent, and this is a first step toward an investigation (if there ever
is one).
3. But here's what is perhaps most important of all: (I never even thought
to do this.)
Call the three national credit reporting organisations immediately to
place a fraud alert on your Tax File Number your Passport number and
Driver's licence number. I had never heard of doing that until advised by
a bank that called to tell me an application for credit was made over the
Internet in my name. The alert means any company that checks your credit
knows your information was stolen, and they have to contact you by phone
to authorise new credit. By the time I was advised to do this, almost two
weeks after the theft, all the damage had been done. There are records of
all the credit checks initiated by the thieves' purchases, none of which I
knew about before placing the alert. Since then, no additional damage has
been done, and the thieves threw my wallet away. This weekend someone
handed it in. It seems to have stopped them dead in their tracks.
Now, here are some numbers which you might need to contact if your wallet
etc has been stolen:
1. Visa Card Australia 1800 621 199
2. Visa Card International 1800 450 346
3. Lost Travellers' Cheques 1800 127 477
4. MasterCard Australia (02) 9466 3700
5. MasterCard International 1800 120 113
6. Bankcard Australia (02) 9281 6633
7. Medicare 132 011
8. Centrelink Fraud 137 230
9. Seniors Card 1300 364 758
10. Passport 131 232
ANZ FREECALL 1800 033 844
BankWest 131 718
Citibank 132 484
Tamworth Coles/Myer Source 2340 1300 306 397
Commonwealth 132 221
CUSCAL- MyCard 1300 135 538
GE Capital 1300 369 904
Members Equity 1300 654 998
National 132 265
St George 1800 028 208
SydneyVirgin 2000 1800 080 000
Westpac 1800 230 144
Woolworths Ezy Banking 137 288
We pass on jokes & just about everything,
But if you pass this information on, it could really help someone
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1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.
3. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows and get more sleep.
4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, ‘My purpose is to ___ today.’
5. Live with the 3 E’s—Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
6. Play more games and read more books than you did in 2009.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, tai chi, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink green tea and plenty of warm water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Clear clutter from your house, your car, your desk and let new and flowing energy into your life.
14. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
15. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the energy vampires away.
18. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
20. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
23. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: ‘In five years, will this matter?’
26. Forgive everyone for everything.
27. What other people think of you is none of your business.
28. Time heals almost everything.
29. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
30. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
31. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
32. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
33. The best is yet to come.
34. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
35. Do the right thing!
36. Call your family often. (Or email them to death!!!)
37. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: I am thankful for _____. Today I accomplished _____.
38. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
39. Enjoy the ride. Remember this is not Disney World and you certainly don’t want a fast pass. You only have one ride through life so make the most of it and enjoy the ride.
40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about.
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